Hubby is a Funny Guy

My husband works in car sales and the past few months his manager has been pressuring him to buy a mini-van that has been on the lot for a while. I am not a mini-van fan at all, but husband still brought it home for me to test out. When he returned it the following day his manager asked him what I thought. He told him that I was not a fan, so it was going to be a no. Manager jokingly replied, "Hey, don't you wear the pants in the family?" My quick witted hubby responded, "Yep, and she lays them out for me every morning." Manager peed his pants.